College life is awesome, as we all very well know. College life in Delhi University is particularly great, owing to the great diversity in the class. Here's a list of some very famous, very maro-ed lines. :D
LATE HONE PE
Aaj bunk nahin tha?
Attendance ho gayi kya?
Agar pata hota ki iska lecture hai to main aati hi nahin!
Proxy maari thi kya?
LECTURE MEIN
Uski T-Shirt pe kya likha hai dekh!
Saala, apni class mein ek bhi tota nahin hai.
Ek middle page de, abey pen bhi toh de, kam se kam haath mein kuch toh ho!
Iska assignment bana liya kya?
Tujhe bhook nahin lag rahi kya?
Kya yaar, paka raha hai yeh toh, kisne kaha tha lecture lene ko!
Free messages hain tere paas?
Abey balance hoga toh missed call lagega na!
CANTEEN MEIN
Bhaiya ji namaste!
Oye teri party ka kya hua?
Aaj kuch khila diyo, paise nahin hai mere paas. Tangi chal rahi hai.
Hadd hai yaar, jab bhi aate hain samose khatam ho jaate hain!
AFTER EXAMS
Jo chhoda tha wahi aa gaya, arey ab chhod na, ghoomne chalte hain!
Koi nahin, next time nikaal liyo!
Abey main toh pel ke aa gayi, check karne wala bhi teacher hi hai na, khud samajh lega!
ASSIGNMENT COPY KARTE TIME
Yeh kya likha hai?
Jo word samajh aaata hai woh likh na, jo nahin aa raha uska aise hi design bana de!
Really, college life rocks! :D
6 comments:
Late hone pe:
> neend hi nahi khuli yaar.
> traffic bahut tha yaar.
Lecture mein:
> nain mattakka chal raha hai dekh.
> yaar next lecture nahi lagana.
> comb nikal ke rakh, lecture over hote hi jaayenge.
Canteen mein:
> Raam bhaiyya kursi laao.
> Abbey sonu ke samose ki kasam
After exams:
> kya kahaniyan daali hai soch bhi nahi sakte.
Dude! such a nostalgic post. I am almost tearful. :D :D
LOlzzz..awesome ones
i got similar ones :P
i'd post them on fb :P yaaah will mention u :P:P
Mazaa aa gaya yaar. I liked the exams waali lines the most :)
Cheers to the college days !
Nice lines... Its more than 12 years that i left the college... Reading this, I was reminded of one line, boys used to normally use, "Use mat dekh; woh teri bhabhi dikthe hain"
@Richa
Am so glad you took this post forward! Trip down memory lane for you eh? :) So glad, love you! :)
@PJ
I get a mention! Yaay! In THE PJ's post! Super yaay! :D
@Anwe
So glad girl, so glad. Nearing the end of college, can barely hide my tears. :'(
@Suresh
Haha! That still does the rounds! :D Aise mat dekh! Tera bhaiya/jija lagta hai. :P
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