College life is awesome, as we all very well know. College life in Delhi University is particularly great, owing to the great diversity in the class. Here's a list of some very famous, very maro-ed lines. :D
LATE HONE PE
Aaj bunk nahin tha?
Attendance ho gayi kya?
Agar pata hota ki iska lecture hai to main aati hi nahin!
Proxy maari thi kya?
LECTURE MEIN
Uski T-Shirt pe kya likha hai dekh!
Saala, apni class mein ek bhi tota nahin hai.
Ek middle page de, abey pen bhi toh de, kam se kam haath mein kuch toh ho!
Iska assignment bana liya kya?
Tujhe bhook nahin lag rahi kya?
Kya yaar, paka raha hai yeh toh, kisne kaha tha lecture lene ko!
Free messages hain tere paas?
Abey balance hoga toh missed call lagega na!
CANTEEN MEIN
Bhaiya ji namaste!
Oye teri party ka kya hua?
Aaj kuch khila diyo, paise nahin hai mere paas. Tangi chal rahi hai.
Hadd hai yaar, jab bhi aate hain samose khatam ho jaate hain!
AFTER EXAMS
Jo chhoda tha wahi aa gaya, arey ab chhod na, ghoomne chalte hain!
Koi nahin, next time nikaal liyo!
Abey main toh pel ke aa gayi, check karne wala bhi teacher hi hai na, khud samajh lega!
ASSIGNMENT COPY KARTE TIME
Yeh kya likha hai?
Jo word samajh aaata hai woh likh na, jo nahin aa raha uska aise hi design bana de!
Really, college life rocks! :D